January 2010
195 posts
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Jan 31st
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If I could only use these powers for good, I...
Not even if I could.
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
Cheer up baby, you don't see all this revenue?
I started the game at level two.
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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We eat so many shrimp,
I got iodine poisoning.
Jan 28th
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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I was put on the earth to move MOUNTAINS, I think.
I’m almost sure, but I’ve been smoking a lot lately… not counting my drinks.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
345 notes
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Take that monkey shit off
You’re embarrassing us.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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I rep NYC with no kingly aspiration.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
Nothing's gonna stop my reign.
Jan 23rd
Getting it in.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
I was riding the train listening to Aziz Ansari's...
No bitch, I was not smiling at you.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
Jan 20th
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“I am Conan O’Brien, and I am just three days away from the biggest drinking...”
– Conan O’Brien | The Tonight Show (via fuckeepingitreal)
Jan 20th
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